The Aks-lish Series 0: 'Aks'lish

(wherein we narrate how our thoughts could reasonably be considered sub-cultural. )

aks-lish: n
1. A set of linguistic constructs created to expose the limitations of the English language.

2000: A Girl Who Once Had A Pleasing Nature In conversation You don't speak English at times, you speak Aks-lish!

2. What we mutter when we're fumbling for words.

2005:Ummm, no usage as yet.