Back to Salsa.
Kinda crazy, but I ended up joining a salsa class today on a whim. You know, just to see how it'd feel to do something arty *without* being affected by feminine pathos. Or perhaps, I was trying to do at least one thing in life finally without playing the role of the tragically troubled romantic hero with a mysterious past; this is a temptation that, must admit, I often find difficult to resist.
So yeah. I think I survived pretty well considering, well, that I seemed to have dropped by a 30-something gathering of professionals. In fact, one of them seemed to be as old as my grandmom, a feeling reinforced by the fact that the grandmom lady couldn't, as it happened, resist sermonising on my non-existent dancing skills; I want to see you next week, she almost said, wagging her finger, but only after you've practised the salsa basic in the confines of your room.
Now, you have to understand that the last someone told anything to me in that tone was, of course, in class 10th; Ms Jagannathan always believed that the way to rote-learn all those inorganic equations was to "practise" them. So when I was grinning at her (Salsa Grandmom, not Ms Jagannathan) suggestions, I wasn't simply laughing at her, but also at myself; it's a difficult world, you'll have to agree, when your salsa partners start reminding you of your 10th class chemistry lecturers.
The instructor was better than my previous one, but was sneaky in that he tried to sell his salsa compilation CD when I asked him if I could borrow it to rip it into mp3. As usual, there were more women than men, somehow, a long-standing tradition in these parts. One of the guys did try to flirt with one of the gym instructors which, I thought, wasn't loserly, but practised; both his and her responses seemed as matured as, I don't know, yesterday's chicken chop in my fridge that my flatmate surreptiously sneaked in some time today morning. Juicy, unexpected, unhealthy and none of my business, but unavoidably noticeable.
And oh yeah. This was in the middle of the gym, so we made quite a scene. A blogdom acquaintance who did greet me on that after the session; didn't know you were into salsa, she seemed to say. I don't know exactly what she said; was not only tired, but also feeling slightly elated for some unobvious reason. Yup, been salsa-ing for a year now, I said, just feeling a little blue.